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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 16, 2017 11:15:33 GMT
Heh, looks like someone's done a Dragon's Crown image search Hehe, actually I searched for "Ecchi Dragon" Historical Uesugi was known as the "Dragon of Echigo" that would be his domain's name. Whilst I, on the other hand, am the Dragon of Ecchi (Japanese phonetic for the letter "H" as in Hentai... as in Pervert.) You like?
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Post by Katzenbalger on Oct 16, 2017 11:17:41 GMT
Hehe, actually I searched for "Ecchi Dragon" Historical Uesugi was known as the "Dragon of Echigo" that would be his domain's name. Whilst I, on the other hand, am the Dragon of Ecchi (Japanese phonetic for the letter "H" as in Hentai... as in Pervert.) You like? I've actually got it, and a bunch of other Dragon's Crown/Vanillaware pics saved on my desktop and was going to cycle through to it eventually
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 16, 2017 13:36:48 GMT
Ok people, since I have no photoshop anymore who among you can add a comical, drooling tongue to the Dragon's Crown pic in my sig?
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Post by TidusandYuna1983 on Oct 16, 2017 13:58:45 GMT
@tidus how'd you get that as your sig? Go to this site psnprofiles.com/ and update your trophies,and then it will give you 2 options,the one on the left is ''get (insert your PSN name) trophy card'',and then you copy and paste the BBCode to where your signature can be added.
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Post by SteampunkNoir on Oct 16, 2017 16:18:31 GMT
Oh yeah I'll go copy mine from the WC
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Post by SteampunkNoir on Oct 17, 2017 10:32:29 GMT
Having problems with my laptop. Sometimes it runs fine for days and others it pauses constantly. Just want you all to know where I am if I disappear for a while.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 19, 2017 13:15:05 GMT
GUYS!!!!
Today I learned that Nintendo owns the rights to two porn films; Super Hornio Brothers and Super Hornio Brothers II and both of them star:
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Post by endorbr on Oct 19, 2017 13:51:16 GMT
Ron Jeremy. Proof that a fat hairy dude can still get hot chicks to sleep with him.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 19, 2017 14:02:46 GMT
Ron Jeremy. Proof that a fat hairy dude can still get hot chicks to sleep with him. Yeah... as long as your dick is as big as a house.
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Post by endorbr on Oct 19, 2017 14:06:37 GMT
Ron Jeremy. Proof that a fat hairy dude can still get hot chicks to sleep with him. Yeah... as long as your dick is as big as a house. Or have money. Lots of money always helps.
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Post by Katzenbalger on Oct 19, 2017 14:07:30 GMT
Ron Jeremy. Proof that a fat hairy dude can still get hot chicks to sleep with him. Ron Jeremy's successful career proves that it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts. That being the insides of his pants of course. Dude looks like a hobbit but he's still plowing away (though it does make me wonder who exactly pays to see that).
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Post by endorbr on Oct 19, 2017 14:13:10 GMT
Ron Jeremy. Proof that a fat hairy dude can still get hot chicks to sleep with him. Ron Jeremy's successful career proves that it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts. That being the insides of his pants of course. Dude looks like a hobbit but he's still plowing away (though it does make me wonder who exactly pays to see that). Absolutely never understood the appeal. So his dick is the size of a ruler. Okay... they don't call him the hedgehog for nothing though. I have ZERO interest in watching a fat hairy bald old dude bang hot young 19 year olds. Unless I'm that fat hairy old bald guy (which while I'm not skinny I'm not fat like Ron and I have all my hair and I'm at least 25 years his junior)... that's just kinda... ugh.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 19, 2017 14:20:42 GMT
Yeah... as long as your dick is as big as a house. Or have money. Lots of money always helps. True story: Dated a rich Jewish girl once. Met her at a party but she didn't get into me until I saw her and her rich bf at a concert... that I happened to be tripping BALLS at. (1st acid experience) Anyway, long story short I was fun as hell to be around (hyper) and her current bf was offended that she would even deign to speak to a peasant like me. Less than a week later we were dating and she was telling me about his microdick; to describe it she held up her pinky and put her thumbnail at the FIRST digit. Said she could never tell if it even got IN. Yet this guy always had a steady stream of GFs due to his parent's money. So yeah, if your rich it don't matter what you've got. Otherwise it pays to be hung like the Hedgehog.
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Post by Katzenbalger on Oct 19, 2017 14:30:50 GMT
Ron Jeremy's successful career proves that it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts. That being the insides of his pants of course. Dude looks like a hobbit but he's still plowing away (though it does make me wonder who exactly pays to see that). Absolutely never understood the appeal. So his dick is the size of a ruler. Okay... they don't call him the hedgehog for nothing though. I have ZERO interest in watching a fat hairy bald old dude bang hot young 19 year olds. Unless I'm that fat hairy old bald guy (which while I'm not skinny I'm not fat like Ron and I have all my hair and I'm at least 25 years his junior)... that's just kinda... ugh. I'm curious as to what exactly goes on behind the scenes when they're convincing these porn starlets to have sex with what's essentially a greasy goblin. Do they get paid extra, or is it a Harvey Weinstein-esque 'I gotta fuck this fat slob to get my career going' deal?
Though I will give a thumbs up to Ron Jeremy for being a good sport about himself outside of the industry - he's appeared in a lot of horror movies where he gets gruesomely murdered and seems willing to take the piss out of himself.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 19, 2017 14:50:47 GMT
Absolutely never understood the appeal. So his dick is the size of a ruler. Okay... they don't call him the hedgehog for nothing though. I have ZERO interest in watching a fat hairy bald old dude bang hot young 19 year olds. Unless I'm that fat hairy old bald guy (which while I'm not skinny I'm not fat like Ron and I have all my hair and I'm at least 25 years his junior)... that's just kinda... ugh. I'm curious as to what exactly goes on behind the scenes when they're convincing these porn starlets to have sex with what's essentially a greasy goblin. Do they get paid extra, or is it a Harvey Weinstein-esque 'I gotta fuck this fat slob to get my career going' deal?
Though I will give a thumbs up to Ron Jeremy for being a good sport about himself outside of the industry - he's appeared in a lot of horror movies where he gets gruesomely murdered and seems willing to take the piss out of himself.
Oh he's been a great sport. But why wouldn't he? He knows full well that he's largely talentless, fat, hairy loser but, even at his age, he gets to fuck hot ass women. As far as the starletts? I think it's a different world, totally. They're coworkers and shit. It's completely disconnected from romance.
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