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Post by endorbr on Oct 20, 2017 17:19:06 GMT
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Post by endorbr on Oct 20, 2017 17:24:03 GMT
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Post by TidusandYuna1983 on Oct 20, 2017 17:35:38 GMT
LOL
If your neighbours think you're a detective because you've come home so many times in a cop car.. You just might be a redneck.
If you've ever taken a 6 pack of beer to a funeral... You just might be a redneck.
If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life... You just might be a redneck.
If you have a son named 'Dale Jr' and your name isn't Dale... You just might be a redneck.
If your richest relative buys a new home,and you help them take the wheels off of it... You just might be a redneck.
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Post by endorbr on Oct 20, 2017 18:09:09 GMT
So I had to take a cyber security training at work. At the end of each module I had to answer a question related to that section. One question was: "The marketing team has a meeting in the conference room and writes sensitive information on the whiteboard. What should they do at the end of the meeting to safeguard the information?" The answer was: "Erase the whiteboard." Okay... straight forward. But what does that have to do with CYBER security? Another module was titled "Protecting our children online." The question at the end was: "What can we do to set a good example for our children?" The answer was: "Don't text and drive." Good advice, but... how does that keep my children safe ONLINE.
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Post by SteampunkNoir on Oct 21, 2017 16:42:28 GMT
So I had to take a cyber security training at work. At the end of each module I had to answer a question related to that section. One question was: "The marketing team has a meeting in the conference room and writes sensitive information on the whiteboard. What should they do at the end of the meeting to safeguard the information?" The answer was: "Erase the whiteboard." Okay... straight forward. But what does that have to do with CYBER security? Another module was titled "Protecting our children online." The question at the end was: "What can we do to set a good example for our children?" The answer was: "Don't text and drive." Good advice, but... how does that keep my children safe ONLINE. Question one: Kill everyone in the meeting. No one should be trusted. Question two: This is America! Buy a million guns and surround the house with a minefield. Let everyone online know that you are a 2nd amendment psycho who'll protect your family with hot lead death even if they are from the PTA.
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Post by TidusandYuna1983 on Oct 23, 2017 8:15:17 GMT
You just might be a millennial...
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 23, 2017 8:20:46 GMT
THIS BARTENDER HAS ZERO STRESS IN HIS LIFE.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 23, 2017 8:29:16 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 24, 2017 13:03:26 GMT
[–]IronicMetamodernism 14 points 8 hours ago Many Scotsmen have nothing at all under their kilts.
[–]Lomanman 23 points 8 hours ago Just empty space where thighs and crotches once were.
[–]chambercock 9 points 4 hours ago Aye, nothing but yer thirsty mother, prick!
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Post by endorbr on Oct 24, 2017 14:10:18 GMT
I posted this under silliness given the way it was produced despite the political undertones.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 24, 2017 14:43:07 GMT
We're not trying to STOP them; we just want them in good shape so they can tend to the grounds...
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Post by endorbr on Oct 24, 2017 15:12:01 GMT
We're not trying to STOP them; we just want them in good shape so they can tend to the grounds... LOL. Yeah. If we were serious about this that wall would be 10 feet higher, covered in barb wire and only the first thing they hit before the minefield and the crocodile filled moat.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 24, 2017 15:57:59 GMT
We're not trying to STOP them; we just want them in good shape so they can tend to the grounds... LOL. Yeah. If we were serious about this that wall would be 10 feet higher, covered in barb wire and only the first thing they hit before the minefield and the crocodile filled moat. I'm still a big proponent of an actual goddamn minefield. Everywhere where its just open desert: a lot of pictograph signs depicting an explosion, pieces of people, and burning sombreros and a fuckton of mines. That would be cheaper than a wall and it would free up border agents to just patrol areas around private property and border cities. Edit: This message brought to you by Uesugi for President, 2020. "I fucking approve this message."
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 24, 2017 18:19:32 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Oct 24, 2017 18:27:28 GMT
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