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Post by Katzenbalger on Aug 20, 2019 14:33:19 GMT
Seems like we didn't have a thread for books and stuff, so I've made one. What's everybody reading, if anything? I'd dropped off on reading the last few years, but this year i'm back on the book wagon, and have just been devouring books. Sure, most of it is a whole bunch of nonsense, but I've been sneaking in some decent stuff. I've been trying to get into Fantasy a bit more, since i'd never really dabbled too heavily into it. Anybody got any recommendations? I'm looking for something relatively lighthearted - y'know, characters going on an adventure, preferably without any angst or chosen one/prophecy of doom malarkey. I read Eat Them Alive, which is about giant praying mantises eating people alive. It's as dumb and bad as you'd expect, but also amazing because of how hard it commits to 'people getting eaten alive by giant praying mantises' thing. I wrote a blog about it here, detailing just how dumb it all is.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 20, 2019 14:42:15 GMT
At present I have 3 'open' books I'm reading. One's a Witcher book that I've been away from so long I don't even remember the title. The other is War of the Dwarves, the sequel to the last book I read "The Dwarves" which was really fucking good. The last is a Firefly novel that I also cannot remember the title to. So I suck at reading lately. Kind of a side effect of being old and having my vision go to shit. Instead I'll use this post to mention my favorite book ever, even after all these years: If you ever get a chance... read this. It sparked my love of fantasy, led me in a roundabout way to D&D, and thus inspired my own novels. The female lead, Akki, is a direct influence on my character Akani, whom I named my daughter after. I've read this book at least a dozen times, even more than I've read the Hobbit, and it is one of the only books I've read in a single sitting. (I think the only other one was I, Straud)
Just avoid the sequels and the incredibly shitty cartoon they made.
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Post by Katzenbalger on Aug 20, 2019 15:06:21 GMT
At present I have 3 'open' books I'm reading. One's a Witcher book that I've been away from so long I don't even remember the title. The other is War of the Dwarves, the sequel to the last book I read "The Dwarves" which was really fucking good. The last is a Firefly novel that I also cannot remember the title to. So I suck at reading lately. Kind of a side effect of being old and having my vision go to shit. Instead I'll use this post to mention my favorite book ever, even after all these years: If you ever get a chance... read this. It sparked my love of fantasy, led me in a roundabout way to D&D, and thus inspired my own novels. The female lead, Akki, is a direct influence on my character Akani, whom I named my daughter after. I've read this book at least a dozen times, even more than I've read the Hobbit, and it is one of the only books I've read in a single sitting. (I think the only other one was I, Straud)
Just avoid the sequels and the incredibly shitty cartoon they made. I've got the first two Witcher books, which were short story collections of Geralt's adventures, and enjoyed them pretty well (one was a riff on Beauty and the Beast) but i haven't delved into any of the narrative-focused ones. I'll try and look into Dragon's Blood, though i've noted older sci-fi/fantasy books can be hard to get hold of, which is frustrating.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 20, 2019 15:13:21 GMT
At present I have 3 'open' books I'm reading. One's a Witcher book that I've been away from so long I don't even remember the title. The other is War of the Dwarves, the sequel to the last book I read "The Dwarves" which was really fucking good. The last is a Firefly novel that I also cannot remember the title to. So I suck at reading lately. Kind of a side effect of being old and having my vision go to shit. Instead I'll use this post to mention my favorite book ever, even after all these years: If you ever get a chance... read this. It sparked my love of fantasy, led me in a roundabout way to D&D, and thus inspired my own novels. The female lead, Akki, is a direct influence on my character Akani, whom I named my daughter after. I've read this book at least a dozen times, even more than I've read the Hobbit, and it is one of the only books I've read in a single sitting. (I think the only other one was I, Straud)
Just avoid the sequels and the incredibly shitty cartoon they made. I've got the first two Witcher books, which were short story collections of Geralt's adventures, and enjoyed them pretty well (one was a riff on Beauty and the Beast) but i haven't delved into any of the narrative-focused ones. I'll try and look into Dragon's Blood, though i've noted older sci-fi/fantasy books can be hard to get hold of, which is frustrating. Those were the best Witcher books. The long-ass Ciri narrative can drag. I found a lot of Dragons Blood for sale on line. Dunno about down under though. If you get a chance check out my Kingdom Come adventures. I feel like you might like that game.
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Post by endorbr on Aug 20, 2019 15:14:49 GMT
I remember I used to have time for reading. I used to read a 300-400 page book a week, sometimes more. Now I just have difficulty finding the time much less anything I find interesting enough to read. I'm sure I'll get back onto something eventually but I've been hard into a video game mood for a while now and I just don't have the time with work, kids, etc. I've got a non-fiction book about the history and events leading up to and during the American Civil War called Battle Cry of Freedom by James McPherson that's actually a really good read. I've started it a couple times and only ever gotten about half way through. To be fair to me here it's like 800 pages so it's not exactly light reading. It's one of those books full of inconvenient truths for the "the war was all about slavery, you can't change my mind" people. It does a really great job of setting the stage for what was going on in the 20 years or so leading up to the war culturally, economically, socially, politically... even going so far as to talk about the job market shifting from family owned subsistence farms to people working predominantly for other people, changes to work ethic and the work week and how that affected people's outlook on the methods of production, politics, and their views of what direction the country should be taking moving forward.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 20, 2019 15:27:27 GMT
I remember I used to have time for reading. I used to read a 300-400 page book a week, sometimes more. Now I just have difficulty finding the time much less anything I find interesting enough to read. I'm sure I'll get back onto something eventually but I've been hard into a video game mood for a while now and I just don't have the time with work, kids, etc. I've got a non-fiction book about the history and events leading up to and during the American Civil War called Battle Cry of Freedom by James McPherson that's actually a really good read. I've started it a couple times and only ever gotten about half way through. To be fair to me here it's like 800 pages so it's not exactly light reading. It's one of those books full of inconvenient truths for the "the war was all about slavery, you can't change my mind" people. It does a really great job of setting the stage for what was going on in the 20 years or so leading up to the war culturally, economically, socially, politically... even going so far as to talk about the job market shifting from family owned subsistence farms to people working predominantly for other people, changes to work ethic and the work week and how that affected people's outlook on the methods of production, politics, and their views of what direction the country should be taking moving forward. My father read that book. It's probably banned by now; propaganda. I love how they find that one quote from that one state senator who says the confederacy is all about slavery and that defines all of the CSA and her descendants.
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Post by endorbr on Aug 20, 2019 15:37:02 GMT
I remember I used to have time for reading. I used to read a 300-400 page book a week, sometimes more. Now I just have difficulty finding the time much less anything I find interesting enough to read. I'm sure I'll get back onto something eventually but I've been hard into a video game mood for a while now and I just don't have the time with work, kids, etc. I've got a non-fiction book about the history and events leading up to and during the American Civil War called Battle Cry of Freedom by James McPherson that's actually a really good read. I've started it a couple times and only ever gotten about half way through. To be fair to me here it's like 800 pages so it's not exactly light reading. It's one of those books full of inconvenient truths for the "the war was all about slavery, you can't change my mind" people. It does a really great job of setting the stage for what was going on in the 20 years or so leading up to the war culturally, economically, socially, politically... even going so far as to talk about the job market shifting from family owned subsistence farms to people working predominantly for other people, changes to work ethic and the work week and how that affected people's outlook on the methods of production, politics, and their views of what direction the country should be taking moving forward. My father read that book. It's probably banned by now; propaganda. I love how they find that one quote from that one state senator who says the confederacy is all about slavery and that defines all of the CSA and her descendants. This book almost reads like a character study in today's politically charged environment. I still hold true that we never resolved any of this conflict, only stopped the shooting war. The victors walked away obfuscating the issues under the cloak of white knighting about the end of slavery and thus just sweeping under the rug the real honest issues that pushed brother to kill brother and pitting North against South. The same issues are still hanging over us, some I would argue in even more pronounced forms today. But you don't dare talk about that because people with a grade school education are convinced of South evil, North good... white man bad... you're a Nazi if you say otherwise REEEEEEEEE!!!
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 20, 2019 15:41:04 GMT
My father read that book. It's probably banned by now; propaganda. I love how they find that one quote from that one state senator who says the confederacy is all about slavery and that defines all of the CSA and her descendants. This book almost reads like a character study in today's politically charged environment. I still hold true that we never resolved any of this conflict, only stopped the shooting war. The victors walked away obfuscating the issues under the cloak of white knighting about the end of slavery and thus just sweeping under the rug the real honest issues that pushed brother to kill brother and pitting North against South. The same issues are still hanging over us, some I would argue in even more pronounced forms today. But you don't dare talk about that because people with a grade school education are convinced of South evil, North good... white man bad... you're a Nazi if you say otherwise REEEEEEEEE!!! For the second time today you make me feel uneasy about laughing...
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 20, 2019 17:07:03 GMT
Katzenbalger And now: Reviews for Eat Them Alive from around teh interwebz! Is it good? No. Is there anything else like it out there? No. Singular and ridiculous, like getting a note from the prison cell of your least favorite third cousin after he's arrested for having sex with a corpse. You can't throw it away, but do you really want to read it? Rating this book is a challenge. If one rates it according to the quality of the prose, the richness of the narrative, and the depth of its characters, the review is a lowly one star. It fails miserably on all of these levels. If, however, one examines the book purely as a specimen of 1970s trash fiction, embracing the book's many warts as part of its ugly charm, then it's a classic of the genre deserving of five stars. Tricky. Simultaneously the best and worst book I've ever read. It's poorly written, repetitive, absurd, vile and entirely original. Come for the giant trained mantis with a breast fetish; stay for the babies getting their brains sucked out. I may as well quit reading because nothing will be this good again. I spent 75 dollars on this and regret nothing. I bought this book when it first came out; I very nearly went back to my local bookstore and bought all the other copies so that no other poor bastard would have to read them. I remember the name of the book and the author's name after all these years and still hate both book and the author. I hope his warthog gives him herpes, genital warts and crabs.
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Post by endorbr on Aug 20, 2019 17:13:15 GMT
Katzenbalger And now: Reviews for Eat Them Alive from around teh interwebz! Is it good? No. Is there anything else like it out there? No. Singular and ridiculous, like getting a note from the prison cell of your least favorite third cousin after he's arrested for having sex with a corpse. You can't throw it away, but do you really want to read it? Rating this book is a challenge. If one rates it according to the quality of the prose, the richness of the narrative, and the depth of its characters, the review is a lowly one star. It fails miserably on all of these levels. If, however, one examines the book purely as a specimen of 1970s trash fiction, embracing the book's many warts as part of its ugly charm, then it's a classic of the genre deserving of five stars. Tricky. Simultaneously the best and worst book I've ever read. It's poorly written, repetitive, absurd, vile and entirely original. Come for the giant trained mantis with a breast fetish; stay for the babies getting their brains sucked out. I may as well quit reading because nothing will be this good again. I spent 75 dollars on this and regret nothing. I bought this book when it first came out; I very nearly went back to my local bookstore and bought all the other copies so that no other poor bastard would have to read them. I remember the name of the book and the author's name after all these years and still hate both book and the author. I hope his warthog gives him herpes, genital warts and crabs.
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Post by endorbr on Aug 20, 2019 17:14:29 GMT
I cycle back around to this one frequently. Still hold it up as my favorite.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 20, 2019 17:21:08 GMT
Um, guys....
Eat Them Alive
Paperback
from $203.77
2 Used from $203.77
1 Collectible from $250.00
Holy shit!!
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 20, 2019 17:26:35 GMT
I cycle back around to this one frequently. Still hold it up as my favorite. Fuck yeah, I LOVE Helldivers!
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Post by endorbr on Aug 20, 2019 17:28:20 GMT
Um, guys.... Eat Them Alive Paperback from $203.77 2 Used from $203.77 1 Collectible from $250.00 Holy shit!!
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Post by kungfubunny9876 on Aug 20, 2019 17:43:34 GMT
Don't laugh, but.......I just recently finished reading this. Next up is Chamber of Secrets. I mean, it's not REALLY a kid's book. It's not even really ONLY for young adults either. What's interesting about Harry Potter is that anyone of any age can read it. It tackles adult themes, so don't expect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or anything cutesy like that. Yes, there are wizards, and witches, and magical creatures. But there's also a fair amount of violence and death, too. I am honestly surprised by Sorcerer's Stone (in Europe, it's called the Philosopher's Stone) because there was a twist in it that I never saw coming until the final chapter. Never, ever. Avoiding spoilers, the book lead me to believe a certain character was the villain only to turn everything on its head at the very last moment. And, honestly, I would choose THIS over sparkly vampires.
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