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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 14, 2018 15:20:42 GMT
FUCK!!!!!! Well, back into the breach!
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 16, 2018 10:32:41 GMT
So let me tell you a little about what I've been up to.
I stepped into the role of Hersir (raid leader) on the Discord and began posting War Plans over the last couple of days. As the last Rounds of Campaign 2 came into sight I launched Operation Rust.
Operation Rust started with the simple objective to control the middle of the map and erode the Knight's control of it.
Once that was accomplished we set our sights on agitating the Knights (Rust, remember?) by taking and holding their mill. It was meant to be a diversion to keep them out of the middle of the map.
Once we captured Hardhills the Clankers unleashed hell. The diversion certainly worked; the center was ours but legions of Knights came flooding up into Hardhills and the Underlands. The Battle of the West had begun.
The Clankers overran Hardhills and the Underlands and took from us Crow's Path, the Ice Coast, Sow Mesa, and Ilkaya's Barrier. We lost the Battle of the West and for a moment it looked like they were to hand the Weebs a victory but Operation Rust was ultimately successful (we won the Round by the skin of our teeth; 30 to 29 to 28) and the best part is it set up Operation Steelheart perfectly.
The strategy for this last Round was simple: Hold the center and focus on the Samurai offensive. The Knights had spent themselves winning the Battle of the West. From this point they were doomed. They flailed and fought but ultimately...
Just one Campaign to win Season 5 but the spirit around Valkenheim is to just take all 5 Campaigns. SKÅL!! Which, to me, was a great early bday (March the 18th) present!
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 16, 2018 16:44:26 GMT
BEST. COMPLIMENT. EVER.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 17, 2018 14:25:01 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 17, 2018 15:07:50 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 17, 2018 18:23:15 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 22, 2018 8:19:25 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Mar 22, 2018 11:34:12 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Apr 18, 2018 11:20:55 GMT
Representing...
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Post by endorbr on Apr 18, 2018 11:56:26 GMT
Representing... That’s the kind of gamer swag I appreciate. Only someone who actually knows what this is would really get it.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Apr 26, 2018 12:26:31 GMT
This is it.
The last day of Season V. Vikings have 4 Rounds won, the Season is in the bag, but can we sweep all 5 rounds?
Between this and studying for my final (and, um, work) you probably won't see me much today.
Here's some humor to hold you over.
There once was a Raider named Thor,
Who took a PK as his new whore,
She dodged left and right,
Until she caught sight,
Of the size of his Axe and cried “More!”
There once was a Faction of Tin,
Who obsessed about volcanos and sin,
And try as they might,
There was nary a Knight,
Who knew what it meant to win.
We all know them as Weebs,
A Faction popular with plebes,
They have pillows for Waifus,
And are proud of their haikus,
Exemplary virginal dweebs.
It's a fact that Centurions like to hover,
in ganks but alone run for cover,
with such a small penis,
it is not incrediblis,
that Cents are raging boy-lovers.
What do you call groups of Heroes?
A Bash of Wardens
A Rah of Conquerors
A Bleed of Peacekeepers
A Ledge of Lawbringers
A Gank of Centurions
A Poke of Gladiators
A Thrust of Raiders
A Headache of Warlords
A Furor of Berserkers
A Sweep of Valkyries
A Kilt of Highlanders
A Chomp of Shaman
A Feint of Kensei
An Embrace of Shugoki
A Flight of Orochi
A Thot of Nobushi
A Range of Shinobi
A Spam of Aramusha
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Apr 30, 2018 17:49:31 GMT
I have earned honors....
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Post by Uesugi-dono on May 6, 2018 12:13:33 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on May 15, 2018 14:46:02 GMT
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Post by endorbr on May 15, 2018 15:48:10 GMT
Aren't you too busy playing Battletech for this?
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