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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 22, 2019 17:04:21 GMT
"As shown off in the first of a few new trailers that debuted at Gamescom 2019 that each revealed a new insane part of the game that is beyond simple explanation (the interdimensional breast-feeding of ghost babies, for example), Norman Reedus' character is seen waking from a nap needing to expel the 247 mL of pee in his bladder. The player can access the peeing mechanic through a weapon wheel-style menu -- fitting, considering Kojima promises that you can actually use the pee as a weapon, which is sure to anger golden shower enthusiasts."
whaaaattheeeeefuuuuuccccckkkkk
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Post by endorbr on Aug 22, 2019 17:30:11 GMT
"As shown off in the first of a few new trailers that debuted at Gamescom 2019 that each revealed a new insane part of the game that is beyond simple explanation (the interdimensional breast-feeding of ghost babies, for example), Norman Reedus' character is seen waking from a nap needing to expel the 247 mL of pee in his bladder. The player can access the peeing mechanic through a weapon wheel-style menu -- fitting, considering Kojima promises that you can actually use the pee as a weapon, which is sure to anger golden shower enthusiasts." whaaaattheeeeefuuuuuccccckkkkk What is this weirdo writing about?
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Aug 22, 2019 17:49:57 GMT
"As shown off in the first of a few new trailers that debuted at Gamescom 2019 that each revealed a new insane part of the game that is beyond simple explanation (the interdimensional breast-feeding of ghost babies, for example), Norman Reedus' character is seen waking from a nap needing to expel the 247 mL of pee in his bladder. The player can access the peeing mechanic through a weapon wheel-style menu -- fitting, considering Kojima promises that you can actually use the pee as a weapon, which is sure to anger golden shower enthusiasts." whaaaattheeeeefuuuuuccccckkkkk What is this weirdo writing about? Kojima said that if enough players pee in the same spot, "something good will happen" -- probably like how in the trailer, a mushroom grows in the spot Reedus pees. It makes sense, since human urine is chock-full of fertilizing nutrients, like nitrogen and potassium, that plants need to grow.
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Post by TidusandYuna1983 on Aug 27, 2019 7:54:16 GMT
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Post by kungfubunny9876 on Sept 9, 2019 3:15:00 GMT
What is this weirdo writing about? Kojima said that if enough players pee in the same spot, "something good will happen" -- probably like how in the trailer, a mushroom grows in the spot Reedus pees. It makes sense, since human urine is chock-full of fertilizing nutrients, like nitrogen and potassium, that plants need to grow. .........ooooooookay then!
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Post by endorbr on Sept 12, 2019 1:30:46 GMT
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Post by endorbr on Sept 12, 2019 18:37:55 GMT
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Post by endorbr on Sept 17, 2019 14:24:26 GMT
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Sept 17, 2019 14:30:27 GMT
It's like Encumbrance: The Game.
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Post by endorbr on Sept 17, 2019 14:44:19 GMT
It's like Encumbrance: The Game. You've got to Tetris stack all the stuff you're carrying, trek cross country to "connect" people, in a world that seems barren and empty except for stuff left by other players that you need to Like as if the game is some form of social media. And if we all pee in the same place we get a reward. DAFUQ Kojima?
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Sept 17, 2019 15:40:22 GMT
It's like Encumbrance: The Game. You've got to Tetris stack all the stuff you're carrying, trek cross country to "connect" people, in a world that seems barren and empty except for stuff left by other players that you need to Like as if the game is some form of social media. And if we all pee in the same place we get a reward. DAFUQ Kojima? Ok, I admit I like the idea that you need to find a place to carry everything. I like the encumbrance and the center of gravity stuff. I like Daryl's role as cross country messenger. That's about the end of what I like. Interdimensional psychic babies and monsters that are allergic to human blood (and yet harm humans?) peeing to cause damage or make mushrooms grow, garbage left in my game by other players, social media currency... all that sounds gay as fuck.
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Post by endorbr on Sept 17, 2019 16:20:40 GMT
You've got to Tetris stack all the stuff you're carrying, trek cross country to "connect" people, in a world that seems barren and empty except for stuff left by other players that you need to Like as if the game is some form of social media. And if we all pee in the same place we get a reward. DAFUQ Kojima? Ok, I admit I like the idea that you need to find a place to carry everything. I like the encumbrance and the center of gravity stuff. I like Daryl's role as cross country messenger. That's about the end of what I like. Interdimensional psychic babies and monsters that are allergic to human blood (and yet harm humans?) peeing to cause damage or make mushrooms grow, garbage left in my game by other players, social media currency... all that sounds gay as fuck. I just hope in Kojima's efforts to make a game like no other game before that he remembers that at the end of the day it still needs to be fun to play. It can't just be quirky and full of symbolism and imagery. The whole peeing to cause damage thing is pretty sophomoric and was something that was funny for all of about 5 seconds before you realize its just stupid.
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Post by Uesugi-dono on Sept 17, 2019 17:12:17 GMT
Ok, I admit I like the idea that you need to find a place to carry everything. I like the encumbrance and the center of gravity stuff. I like Daryl's role as cross country messenger. That's about the end of what I like. Interdimensional psychic babies and monsters that are allergic to human blood (and yet harm humans?) peeing to cause damage or make mushrooms grow, garbage left in my game by other players, social media currency... all that sounds gay as fuck. I just hope in Kojima's efforts to make a game like no other game before that he remembers that at the end of the day it still needs to be fun to play. It can't just be quirky and full of symbolism and imagery. The whole peeing to cause damage thing is pretty sophomoric and was something that was funny for all of about 5 seconds before you realize its just stupid. I like sophomoric Japanese shit in games, like boob jokes, tranny jokes, masturbation jokes, gay jokes, but I grew out of pee and poop jokes a little over 35 years ago.
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Post by endorbr on Sept 17, 2019 17:51:24 GMT
I just hope in Kojima's efforts to make a game like no other game before that he remembers that at the end of the day it still needs to be fun to play. It can't just be quirky and full of symbolism and imagery. The whole peeing to cause damage thing is pretty sophomoric and was something that was funny for all of about 5 seconds before you realize its just stupid. I like sophomoric Japanese shit in games, like boob jokes, tranny jokes, masturbation jokes, gay jokes, but I grew out of pee and poop jokes a little over 35 years ago. Ain't nothing sophomoric about boobs.
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Post by kungfubunny9876 on Sept 20, 2019 1:46:41 GMT
I like sophomoric Japanese shit in games, like boob jokes, tranny jokes, masturbation jokes, gay jokes, but I grew out of pee and poop jokes a little over 35 years ago. Ain't nothing sophomoric about boobs. Ain't nothing sophomoric about masturbation jokes........if you can...... get the humor up.
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